Yes, this is trivial, but funny too…
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What Season Are You?
You Belong in Spring
Optimistic, lively, and almost always happy with the world…
You can truly appreciate the blooming nature of spring.
Whether you’re planting flowers or dyeing Easter eggs, spring is definitely your season!
Are You Spoiled?
You Are 28% Spoiled
You’re barely spoiled. You may have some nice things, but you never let them go to your head.
You appreciate each gift you’re given - and you don’t dwell on what you “deserve” to have.
The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
You Are Elmo
Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do!
You are usually feeling: Talkative. You’ve got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren’t talking, you’re laughing.
You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you.
How you life your life: With an open heart. “Elmo loves you!”
Would You Be a Cool Parent?
You Will Be a Cool Parent.
You seem to naturally know a lot about parenting, and you know what kids need.
You can tell when it’s time to let kids off the hook, and when it’s time to lay down the law.
While your parenting is modern and hip, it’s not over the top.
You know that there’s nothing cool about a parent who acts like a teenager… or a drill sergeant!
What Is Your Seduction Style?
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.
How Happy Are You, Really?
You Are Pretty Happy
You generally have a happy, fulfilling life.
But things could be a little better, and deep down, you know it.
Maybe you need more supportive friends or a more challenging career.
Something is preventing you from being totally happy. You just need to figure out what it is!
Are You a Drama Queen (or King)?
You Are As Cool As They Come
Rational and relaxed, no one could accuse you of being dramatic.
You roll with the punches, and nothing ever gets you too worked up.
You are able to maintain perspective and see the big picture.
And even if you’re emotional inside, you don’t let it show.
You’re great at keeping it together, and you’re rewarded for that.
People see you as an ideal friend, employee, and partner.
What’s Your Political Persuasion?
You Are a Liberal Republican
When you tell people that you’re Republican, they rarely believe you.
That’s because you’re socially liberal - likely pro-choice and pro-gay rights.
You’re also not so afraid of big goverment, as long as it benefits people and not politicians.
You are the most likely of any Republican type to swing over to the Democrat side sometimes.
How Abnormal Are You?
You Are 0% Abnormal
You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.
You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom’s basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
What’s Your Monster Name?
Ultima Beast
You Feast On: Olives
You Lurk Around In: Flocks of Freshmen
You Especially Like to Torment: Lawyers
Can You Keep Your Emotions in Check?
You Have Your Emotions in Check
You are an incredibly stable and happy person.
Ever consider being a therapist?
You have figured out how to keep a positive outlook, no matter what.
You don’t have an easier life than anyone else. You just have figured things out a little more.
How Normal Are You?
You Are 55% Normal.
While some of your behavior is quite normal… other things you do are downright strange. You’ve got a little of your freak going on, but you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself.
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Your Personality Is Like Cocaine. You’re dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don’t know you. Hyper and full of energy, you’re usually the last one to leave a party. Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you… you’re a bit paranoid!
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You’d like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future… one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship. You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You’re feeling self centered.
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic. Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone’s obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski…
How Vain Are You?
You Are 46% Vain. You’re a little vain, but more than anything you have a healthy amount of confidence. Thinking the world of yourself is great. Just don’t think less of those who aren’t as pretty as you!
Are You A Gentleman?
You Are 72% Gentleman. You are definitely a gentleman. You’re very considerate and you have excellent manners. Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish… but usually no one notices!
How Honest Are You?
You Are Somewhat Honest You do tend to tell the truth a lot, but you also stretch the truth on occasion. You figure a little lie isn’t a big deal – as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone too much!
What’s your Superhero Name?
- Your Superhero Name is The Karate Atom
- Your Superpower is Symbiosis
- Your Weakness is The Moon
- Your Weapon is Your Robotic Nunchucks
- Your Mode of Transportation is Bullet Train
Who Were You In High School?
All American Kid. Popular but not plastic. Athletic but not a jock. Smart but not a brain. You were well rounded and well liked in high school.
Band Name Generator
The Amish Police
What’s Your Religious Philosophy?
You are a Self-Discoverer. You’re not religious, but you’ve created your own kind of spirituality. Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine. You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion. You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans.
Do You Have a Dirty Mind?
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated. You’re mind is so filthy… you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you!
The Amazing Meganame Generator
- Your socialite name is Carlitos London
- Your barfly name is Panini Destornillador
- Your rock star name is Ice Cream Comet
- Your punk rock band name is The Calm Potato
How Nerdy Are You?
You Are 36% Nerdy. You’re a little nerdy, but no one would ever call you a nerd. You sometimes get into nerdy things, but only after they’ve become a part of mainstream culture.
How Indie Are You?
You Are 65% Indie. You’re a very indie person, and admit it, you look down a little on people who strive to be normal. You’ll indulge in a little mainstream pop culture every now and then. But for you, anything not indie is a guilty pleasure!
What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?
Green. Your blog is smart and thoughtful - not a lot of fluff. You enjoy a good discussion, especially if it involves picking apart ideas. However, you tend to get easily annoyed by any thoughtless comments in your blog.
How Peaceful Are You?
You Are 57% Peaceful. In general, you think the world’s a pretty great place - and you’re happy to be a part of it. Sometimes you struggle with life, but who doesn’t? You are quite level headed, though you have more inner angst than you’d like.
What Superhero Are You?
You Are The Hulk. Super strong and super scary, you were never meant to be a superhero. You’re not really into saving the world. And the world better get out of your way.
What Planet Are You From?
You’re from Mars. You’re energetic, athletic, and totally hyperactive. You love playing sports and being in the middle of all of the action. You’re independent, corageous, and brave. Unafraid to do things your way. Mars can be reckless, quick tempered, and a little too spontaneous. So think before you act - and resist your natural urges to dominate others.
What Planet Should You Rule?
You Should Rule Saturn Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye. You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don’t always follow the rules of nature. And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance. You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you’ll be a friend for life. You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past.
What Year Do You Belong In?
You Belong in 1971. 1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you’re partying or protesting, you give it your all!
What Do People Think Of Your Face?
At first glance, people see you as down to earth and reliable. Overall, your true self is reserved and logical. With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react. In love, you seem mysterious and interesting. In stressful situation, you seem like you’re oblivious to the stress.
How Well Traveled Are You?
Your Travel Profile:
- You Are Somewhat Well Traveled in Southern Europe (40%)
- You Are Mostly Untraveled in the United Kingdom (13%)
- You Are Mostly Untraveled in Western Europe (7%)
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
You Are 40% Boyish and 60% Girlish. You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don’t actively fight them. You’re just you. You don’t try to be what people expect you to be.
A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
Your IQ Is 105. Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average. Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius. Your Mathematical Intelligence is Average. Your General Knowledge is Above Average.
What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
Tamara de Lempicka. You’re universally attractive with a modern appeal. A portrait of you would be both bewitching and approachable.
What’s Your Personality Type?
You Are An INFP: The Idealist. You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop. You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.
What’s Your 80s Theme Song?
Your 80s Theme Song Is: 1999 by Prince
What Number Are You?
You Are 5: The Investigator
You’re independent - and a logical analytical thinker.
You love learning and ideas… and know things no one else does.
Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations.
You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it.
What’s Your 1996 Theme Song?
Your 1996 Theme Song Is: 1979 by The Smashing Pumpkins
Shakedown 1979
Cool kids never have the time
On a live wire right up off the street
You and I should meet
What Language Should You Learn?
You Should Learn French C’est super! You appreciate the finer things in life… wine, art, cheese, love affairs. You are definitely a Parisian at heart. You just need your tongue to catch up…
Does your weblog own you?
0%. My weblog owns 0% of me.
What does your drawing say about YOU?
You tend to pursue many different activities simultaneously. When misfortune does happen, it doesn’t actually dishearten you all that much.
You have a peaceful mind, viewing the world with calm and serenity. To you, life is not about struggle and strife but about existence and co-existence.
You like following the rules and being objective. You are precise and meticulous, and like to evaluate decisions before making them.
You have a sunny, cheerful disposition.